time for my bad day
Monday, July 19, 2004
I am not going to get into why my day truly is bad. I really am not comfortable blogging it. I vented to Mandy and that is enough for me.
The icing (punny) on the cake for me today however, was pop tarts. I went to the machines to get pop tarts for breakfast, and much to my dismay the pop tarts on top in both machines were cherry and Smores. Below those were strawberry and brown sugar cinamon, respectively. My favorite in the world is Strawberry, and I do like my BS/Cin tarts as well. Maybe I can have one of them tomorrow. As for me, I am going to choke on smores. Like any good gay boy.. I DON'T EAT CHERRIES!
Today's lesson - sometimes it is the little things that get you down too.
posted by ZEUS @ 9:46 AM,
7 Comments:
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At 10:51 AM,
Mandyfish said...
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Oh come on....there has to be an equivalent to a cherry in the "gay boy" world. Otherwise, why raz Drew about being a virgin?
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At 11:44 AM,
Big Gay Jim said...
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We refer to cherries too...
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At 2:08 PM,
ZEUS said...
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They are not cherries. Having consumed two in my life I should know. Sex with a virgin boy - good. Eating the fruit called cherries - bad. There has to be another name.. humm. . . I know .. we can call the devirgining of a man, by another man - "getting a dell." Or how about "Twink-ling." There is always "deflwering" the rose.
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At 3:31 PM,
Big Gay Jim said...
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I have a few terms, but given the source of most of them, I'll refrain from posting them here, as this isn't a porn blog. ;)
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At 10:08 PM,
Linus said...
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Boys don't have cherries - because they don't have a hymen. In the right light, if you squint your eyes, you can just make out why they call it a cherry...
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At 8:14 AM,
ZEUS said...
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Ya know.. I don't know whether I should be (a) thankful for the Reverend's clarification (b) bothered by it (c) excited I did not have to find that out myself or (d) some ooky mix of the above.
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At 2:21 PM,
Linus said...
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I can send a few web addresses if you wanna' see for yourself, Travis...
;)
